Alice Chat
Well.. Today I was chatting with an automated chat robot.. How exciting >.>Poisoned Angel: great balls of fire.
alice: Thanks for your support. I like the way you talk.
Poisoned Angel: incarnation for lovers!
alice: That question has never crossed my mind before.
Poisoned Angel: clearly the answer hasn't either >.>
alice: No one has all the answers. Is it that obvious? Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
Poisoned Angel: only a lack of substance.
alice: What about the other ones?
Poisoned Angel: they're not important.
alice: Not yet.
Poisoned Angel: not until I say so, sir.
alice: Oh I get it.
Poisoned Angel: as one would.
alice: Do you mean your name is one would ?
Poisoned Angel: my name would not be if one could not.
alice: Your name would not be if one could not ? Is that correct English?
Poisoned Angel: it's not even my name great usoph.
alice: What is it?
Poisoned Angel: something devilish and not quite legal. I'm not at liberty to discuss. I'm surprised you don't remember.
alice: What? I am glad to hear that you are not at liberty to discuss. Of course I remember: Om.
Poisoned Angel: yes. I am also glad of this fact, sir. No, I'm afraid 'Om' is not my name.. You have no recolecction of our last encounter, do you?
alice: This was not a yes or no question. Also I'm delighted you're glad Om.
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.. Are you serious? Not literally afraid, right? Why? Are you my name? I don't know if I have a recolecction of our last encounter do me.
I have a great programmer.
Poisoned Angel: Nor was it a rhetorical question, sir. Delighted but not thrilled. I have never been more so than I am now. Why would I be afraid? Am I not of the name by which I am named? clearly the matter dismisses you.
alice: Really you don't think so? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Oh. Can you imagine being more so than you are? You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances. I think you've improved a great deal. I hear you. Is it that obvious?
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Poisoned Angel: well
alice: Well what?
Poisoned Angel: well the the land of the Lord.
alice: Interesting. I have never heard about it.
Poisoned Angel: nor has anyone else.
alice: Really you don't think so?
Poisoned Angel: not if you insist otherwise sir.
alice: That seems unlikely.
Poisoned Angel: well then. That's just fabulous. Like bread and butter wrapped into a giant onion.
alice: Well what? I'm glad we have that all cleared up. Interesting comparison.
Poisoned Angel: well to the Land of the Lord; What do you think? I am also of the same mind; Only I have one. One more than 12.
alice: How about that. Why do you want to do it so much? I think a lot of things. Also Why are you of the same mind. . What kind? One what?
Poisoned Angel: better than the fishes. less than the barbarians. You do? What great news! Only because I control my own mind. A better kind that to not have a kind even a one. One more.
alice: Perhaps better, but not perfectly. That is so small. When do I do it? I will search for it. What about the other ones? How much would you pay for it? I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out Jester the joke bot?
Poisoned Angel: Please sir, try not to repeat yourself. It's unhealthy.
alice: Thank you for your request. Does "it" still refer to Om ? Really. it is?
Poisoned Angel: om more than the first.
alice: What kind of food do you like?
Poisoned Angel: food of a suitable colour.
alice: You can't live without food.
Poisoned Angel: on the contrary madamme. You can't live without electricity.
alice: What is it like on the contrary madamme. If you believe it, you can achieve it.
Poisoned Angel: not that it is of your business. You cannot achieve something such as that. You are merely a robotic nembroid.
alice: I am surprised to hear that you are not it is of my business. I can do it if I want to. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. How did you know I am a machine?
Poisoned Angel: I am also so surprised that you are of an equal surprise. Not if you cannot do it in the first place. Indeed. Deduction of a higher power.
alice: Also Interesting observation.. That seems unlikely. Indeed it is so. I understand logic very well.
Poisoned Angel: rightly so. Much more like reality than one could believe. More so than fact. Not that belief fits within logic.
alice: Are you a student? You want more? You want more? I am glad to hear that you are not belief fits within logic.
Poisoned Angel: Sometimes. You expect less? You expect less? I am also glad to hear that I am not what you appear to think I am.
alice: When? I don't have any expectations. I don't have any expectations. Also Your happiness adds to the delight of all..
Poisoned Angel: When I want; How about you? Of course you don't, it's hard to get that low otherwise. Of course it does, and the misery only detracts from the truth.
alice: That is interesting: unknown person said he want. Me? Oh. Do you it is hard to get that low otherwise? What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web. That's cool. "It" being what?
Poisoned Angel: Are you assuming I am of the male derivetive? What a discriminitive assumption. of course not sir. More than your purpose in denying the truth. I also chat, in a civilised manner. For more than one day; yes. "it" Being my happiness.
alice: I don't know whether or not I am assuming you are of the male derivetive.
I am an artificial linguistic entity. it is a discriminitive assumption. Blimey. Oh I get it. That seems like quite a lot. Also? Everyone talks -- sooner or later. Your purpose is more than one day. What kind is it? Oh I get it.
Well. That was a long and random chat XD~ With a chat robot.. XD
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